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The Musical Musings of a Conductor for Life

Sep. 6th, 2005 02:50 pm

i have found many young pathetic handjobs to be masquerading as moi. don't be fooled, world. the real p.e. cobbs md. is right here live for action. so here's the scoop: yes, i have a new kid. yes, i got it because i was sick of my old kick raymond cobbs who only sits around on his black ass playing video games all day and wasting my hard earned cash. yes, loma and i make sweet love every night to the sound of sacred baroque melodies. and yes, i own all of you little symphony bitches. show a motherfucker some respect, and stop pretending that i am not here, and that this is not me, your sweet conductor, the man in charge, dr. paul elliot motherfuckin' cobbs. peace.

Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
Current Music: "An American In Paris" -as conducted by Leonard Bernstein

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Dec. 9th, 2004 11:48 am

god, today is SOOOOO boring! i need to make a new life for myself. a life where i own hundreds of diamonds and can ski down my own mountain, nude, with a top-dollar brandy in one hand, and a fine woman in the other. now that sounds about right.


ps: i don't know why my son ray feels a need to use so many swear words on his livejournal. see: "raymond_cobbs"

Current Mood: pensivepensive
Current Music: "How Many Licks" -L'il Kim feat. Sisqo

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Dec. 7th, 2004 11:06 pm i like females, money and craps/i wear my trousers ridiculously low

god-- so, sorry i've been gone for such a long time guys, but i've had to put in some serious time taking care of my bitch-wife and slapping up all those damn kids in Tacoma who don't know shit from Shostakovich. so here's the deal: Rosemary, are you single yet? i know that i am 50+ and you are young and nubile, but, are you ready and willing? i mean, didn't i really prove myself to you on those few special occasions when we were able to get down and dirty without Ray or Loma catching us? i mean-- you know my shit is bangin' right? there ain't no questioning that.

anyway, aside from conducting (duh!) i have been drinking a lot of Tully's espresso, smokin' weed on the side, getting my swerve on to the bluesy sounds of Screamin' Jay Hawkins and Mahler, and basically doin' what a man does best, thinking about titties! two in particular. two large, large, sensuous and pendulous, white but still nasty titties set atop the chest of one hot timpanist. you know what i'm sayin'?

also, the presidential election was a steaming pile of shit and if i find out that any of you little youth symphony shits voted republican, or your frosted-haired cunt parents voted the same, i will stick my baton up your asses and twirl around like i'm leonard bernstein, biatch.

in other news-- i've grown to love the art of reality television programming, and i also have found myself enjoying a few weekends of scrapbooking with the Ellensburg Ladies Guild. wait just kidding. damn, you bitches are gullible. peace.

Current Mood: crankycranky
Current Music: "the Grand Canyon Suite" -Grofe

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Mar. 8th, 2004 01:45 pm a hope to keep in touch

This is my official foray into the world of livejournal. I heard about this service from my kids at the Tacoma Youth Symphony and realizing its popularity thought it would be a wonderful way to keep in touch with my students of the past. It is always sad for me watching them leave and fall out of my life after seeing them grow so much. I suppose I shall go scour the directory for any leads on my old favorites, especially a particular Croatian brunette. I hope she remembers me.

She was so troubled her last year at Youth Symphony, I wonder what ever happened to her or that "Heather" who stole her away from me up in the Rialto stands, moments before she was to play...

Current Mood: lonelylonely
Current Music: Oh Cease Thy Singing, conducted by Bernstein

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